Anyway, in welcoming in the new year as the Year of the Rabbit, I thought I'd point out some key reasons why rabbits are awesome.
1. 'Rabbit' is a cool word. Say 'rabbit' 20 times and you start to say 'ribbit'. And we know that frogs are awesome, as proven by Jiraiya and Naruto. Clearly a cool word.
2. Rabbits are cute and furry. Exhibit A:
3. Rabbits are smart, as shown by Bugs Bunny (its a rabbit, not a hare. I asked him personally). Seriously, aside from his mad evasion skills, that guy can make a mean speech.
4. Rabbits taught Chi specialised travelling skills: Scurrying, jumping, pouncing, and most importantly, hopping (which, in turn gave birth to many derivatives like hopscotch, hip hop, Hopawarty).
5. Rabbits are celebrated in popular media - Alice in Wonderland and The Matrix.
6. Rabbits have mad reproduction skills.
7. Rabbits are clean creatures: Not only do they groom themselves, but did you know that rabbits cannot vomit? Also, Bugs Bunny pays close attention to his personal hygiene.
8. Even if you don't like rabbits, you could kill them if you must. Then you can eat them - Yum! Even in death, they are selfless creatures.
I'll leave it at that: Eight's a lucky number, right? Even though its 2 times 4.
Hope everyone has a Happy Chinese New Year!
-Josh
or kill them and make them cadet KFF thingies =P.
ReplyDeleteHNCY Josh!
LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy CNY to you JZ!