Vodkaing out of a sticky situation

Watching Flight of the Conchords (great show - Dilmah, do try it) has made me think about many things.  For example, if a person of the same gender as you were to say 'If I was batting for the other team, I'd go for you', is that a compliment?  If you just said yes, then I must ask another question: Is it really?  Not that someone in my cohort said that to me today after lunch. 

Anyway, I open with such a thought to emphasise how good life is right now.  My greatest concern is a potentially gaybar situation - which was hypothetical, of course; mere speculations.

Speaking of tricky situations, my friend Konrad recently told us how hard life was in Communist Russia for his parents.  In order for Konrad to be where he is right now (i.e. alive), his dad had to bribe a doctor to help Konrad's mum give birth.  Konrad's life, quite literally, cost his dad two good bottles of vodka.  Really good bottles, according to Konrad.  Lol, good ol' drunk Russian people.  That's why this blog entry is dedicated to you.  Or maybe Chi deserves it...'Chiing out of a sticky situation'...it almost looks like Skiing.  Surely Chi has used skiing as a form of travelling. 

So, considering I'm not living in Communist Russia, but living in Adelaide - wait, they do bear a few similarities.  For example, they don't have any Krispy Kreme stores - and that can only mean one thing: The iron hand of Communism.  You know it's true.  But, guess what, I've done Chi and Mr Chandra Handa proud: I transcended this boundary, and ate a real life Krispy Kreme donut yesterday!  Michelle's parents travelled across lands from Melbourne to see her, and brought the KKK (no, not the Ku Klux Klan.  Hint: the first K is Kontainer).

Well, the point of the matter is life is swimming/skiing/Chiing along quite smoothly.  AND I'm gonna be playing touch footy tomorrow wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Sounds like a plan.

Anyway, I better get back to work.  Best of luck for exams, Sydney siders!  I'll see you on the other side.  You stay classy Sydney (Yes, I watched Anchorman last week.  One question: How do I spell 'Greatest film?')

Josh